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Day ONE… becoming a bum

Homeless person in San Francisco

I apologize if this first post isn’t inherently funny, please forgive me. This is the first of many more, much funnier posts. Just give me some freakin time to get used to this whole, “ooh I have a website to maintain and people to entertain” thing, ok?

Ok! I hope you like what you read and are interested in following my comic travels. If you stay with me I promise you won’t be disappointed. I will have pics and vids of me doing random things in random places. Not unlike following an indie band, following the career of a comic can be just as rewarding. Be here for my career highs and lows and maybe someday you will say “I knew him when…”
Computer and I
September 1st 2007 marked my first official day of “homelessness”, meaning that I no longer rent an apartment from that crazy Asian lady across the street. Now, I know that I am choosing to be homeless and that some people don’t have that choice but I don’t see anything wrong with a little sacrifice to pursue your dreams. I’m a comic, a homeless comic, but a comic none the less. Being homeless is taking a little getting used to, granted its only my first full day, but I find my self lingering around places a little longer than usual now that I have no where to go. For example, I have been sitting in the coffee shop where I am writing this for over 14 hours and am the only one here, I think the employees have packed up and left, which is cool because I will probably be here tomorrow when the open anyway.

5 Responses to “Day ONE… becoming a bum”

  1. Tim  Says:

    Get a life you hapless piece of dog doo…have fun and enjoy your journey…nothing, butt nothing, beats a laugh…tim

  2. Mark Volner  Says:

    “I’m a comic, a homeless comic, but a comic none the less” Really? How long have you been a homeless comic? “4 hours”.

  3. Dingo  Says:

    haven’t you run out of gas yet? may your journeys be the best that you can get out of them…..bla, bla, bla. have fun bitch and don’t trade your bunghole for food or gas. and by the way, were low on the beans.

  4. ambrose sunday  Says:

    you rocked last night!!!!!!

  5. Christina Lopez  Says:

    I think the only difference between you and I right now, is that I am sadly paying for an apt I just vacation at…you may be broke but I’m always in the negative. lol I think you have definitely earned your road wings.

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