
OK, I got hustled…
I will have more stories next week. I had to take a break from the road this week because my grandpappy passed away so I flew home to Seattle… But I still felt compelled to write.
As some of you may already know and are just too kind to say anything I’m not as hardcore street wise as I appear. It was recently brought to my attention that Lincoln’s “poem” is actually part of a song by DMX. And if ya didn’t know thats ok because it was off of one of his more recent albums and he hasn’t done anything worth really listening to since his first album “It’s Dark and Hell is Hot”… where my dog’s at? arf! arf! thats all I’m saying. At first I didn’t believe it either because what homeless guy that you know would ever make shit up in order to get a few bucks? I know, it takes some convincing but if you don’t believe me my friend sent me an email with the lyrics attached…
“didn’t mean to make you feel like an idiot just thought you should know. here’s the lyrics if you don’t believe me enjoy…”
Dmx - Ready To Meet Him Lyrics
[Talking]
Please give me the strength I need to live…
Bear with me
Amen
We each walk the path, that we’ve chosen
[Chorus]
I’m ready to meet him
We’re I’m living ain’t right
Black hate whit
White hate black
It’s right back
To the same fight
They got us suspecting a war
But the real war is to follow the law of the lord
Lord, you left me stranded
And I don’t know why
Told me to live my life
Now I’m ready to die
Ready to fly
I cry, but I shed no tears
You told me you would dead those fears, it’s been years
Snakes still coming at me
Just missing
Sometimes I think all you doing me is just listen
I thought that I was special
Thats what you told me
Hold me
Stop acting like you don’t know me
What’d I do so bad that it sent you away from me
Not only sent you away, but made you stay away from me
(My child I’m here, as I’ve always been, it was you who went away,
And now are back again, what did I say?)
Follow your word, and be true
(What did you do?)
Well:what I wanted to do…
(What have you seen?)
Darkness and hell at a glance
(What do you want?)
All I want is another chance
Of course Lincolns poem is longer and probably a P-Diddeley like remix of other rap songs he has memorized to cloak himself in the disguise of Christianity, or maybe he made the rest up an used DMX as inspiration. After all I hear he left the music biz to be a preacher. I don’t know… What I do know is that this makes the whole experience that much funnier!
Sorry I don’t have any pictures this time but I have more on the way. I just want you all to know what an idiot I am, in case you were not already aware!
P.S. I am pooping regularly… thanks to all who have expressed their concerns.

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October 13th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Yo, that shit is PURE comedy!! Oh that Lincoln! If he would have barked during his rant, you would have caught onto him! That was a funny hustle!
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November 5th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
in that video you looked like you were stuck in the middle of a “rock” and a hard place. that was a “hard” place to perform. the crowd was very sedimentary. isn’t that a rock reference. you were definitely “boulder” than i could ever be. i think fred flintstone did a gig there once.