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No one REALLY has time for this crap!
I am currently in Putnam, Connecticut. Just a short 24 minutes west is Providence, Rhode Island. It is here that I realized that there are no boundaries for our need in America to have the “QUICK FIX”
REALLY?? I had other stuff lined up to post about my adventures but this quickly moved to the forefront. I had fun making slogans for them… you can too! Leave a comment and POST YOUR SLOGANS!
“Abortions while you wait!”
“When the ‘morning after’ just won’t come soon enough!”
“Need a pap? Forget the crap with PP Express!”
“Need some salve but don’t want to hang around long enough for anyone to recognize you?”
Ok, this next one only works if you imagine that I’m singing the tune “I’m Late” from Disney’s Alice in Wonderland (you know, the part with the rabbit.)
“I’m late, I’m late for a very important…
ABORTION…! No time to say good-bye, hello! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!”
Oddly enough the PP Express was sandwiched between McDonald’s and a 24 hour Starbucks.
October 26th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Free express car wash with the purchase of 8 morning after pills.
October 27th, 2007 at 2:14 am
“You won’t have to budge, while we rid you of sludge.”
“With one quick punt, we’ll empty your cunt.”
“With one quick swat…(same as above, but rhymes w/ “swat”).”
“Get rid of that anger, with one of our hangers.”
I would write more, but I only had 2 minutes.
Jonny
November 5th, 2007 at 5:53 am
“Get it done just in time for school”
“he wont have time to buy you flowers or sell some gifts that he got”