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Deer Jerky,
I am dedicating this post to my friend Casey. Those of you that know him will understand why after seeing this AMAZING video!
I arrived back on the east coast a little over a week ago and was greeted with freezing rain and snow. I decided to really test my ability to be homeless in extreme cold weather and took a trip to Montreal Canada. My friend Shannon was in Boston so I picker her up in the Legacy and we headed north. In order to get there it was necessary to drive through the great state of Vermont. What makes that state so great? You’ll see…
At about 11pm we were crossing through the mountains in northern Vermont when we encountered a car spun backwards on the side of the road in the snow so we stopped to help. The woman had hit a deer… see where I’m goin with this? Do you know anything about Vermont? Did you know that if you are a Vermont citizen and you kill a deer with your car you get to keep the deer to eat? I’d describe what happened next but why bore you with mere words when this video clearly illustrates what makes Vermont such a great state…
I’m sorry… I should have warned you about some of that but I thought backing it with classical music would help to soften the (hilarious) brutality of it.
Now this may or may not make it into a new comedy bit but thats not what is important here. The important thing is that you get to come into my world for a minute or three and see what I go through for you. I only wish I a better sense of when shit like this is about to go down and have my camera ready more often. You’ve missed so much crazy shit in the past few months!!!
Anyway, Montreal was cool. We got stopped at the border for about an hour while they searched my house. I was so amused to watch the border guard unload everything from my car including the case of Cup-O-Noodles I keep handy. They didn’t know what to think of all the dirty clothes and food and random shit strewn about my ride. They brought me in for questioning. They must have googled my name or something because they asked me about my “special way of living” where I “work for food” and if I planned on doing any of that while in Canada because if so, I would need a work permit! Such BULLSHIT! Yet, so funny… I tried to tape the incidents in customs but they took my camera and deleted everything. It was nice to feel like a national security risk for a little while.
Well currently I’m in West Virginia looking for a relative to fuck. Heading to DC for the weekend and looking for a shelter to spend Christmas day. I hope your holidays are full of joy, bliss, merriment, cheer, good friends and food. I know one Vermont family that will be eating very well this year. Deer jerky is delicious 
December 19th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Well worth the time it took you to cut it- You can add the pornographer part if you want…
December 20th, 2007 at 2:25 am
Thank you
December 20th, 2007 at 10:51 am
Very funny video!
Heavy deer, wasn’t it? haha
Have a nice day!
December 20th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
That’s so sad! Poor deer!
December 21st, 2007 at 11:42 am
They said they would eat everything! Does that mean they plan on eating…..??? ewewewewewe
January 28th, 2008 at 3:12 am
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