HOME(LESS)
Homeless for the holidays
So here’s the deal. I have been driving nonstop for the past 7 days. I left Raleigh NC on January 4th and am now in El Paso TX. I have made 123456 stops along the way. Charleston, Daytona Beach, Pensacola, New Orleans, Austin and now El Paso… so basically I’m just trying to justify my lack of posting.
It takes me awhile to write for this sometimes, well with the driving and all, that, plus the time it takes to edit these little videos and stuff together. I know, you’re thinking “it’s just stupid little pictures and short videos, it’s SO easy!” Well maybe you’re not retarded, lazy, or technologically inept. Good for you! It takes me forfuckingever to do this shit sometimes because I have not mastered the art of cut and paste… YET…
This video is a peek inside the world the Homeless Comic is creating. I do comedy in peoples houses. I’m crazy or they are, haven’t figured it out yet. There have been more than this one show but as previously mentioned I’m slow and retarded at this and slapped this together because it was the easiest footage to cut and paste AND it only took me a month to get it up (thats what she said). Anyway, watch this IT’S HILARIOUS! Even more hilarious if you keep in mind that I did all of this in front of people I just met and I slept on their, well her couch. YES “her” couch and NO! unfortunately my hand was the only one touching my penis. As much as I would have enjoyed having sweet 4-way with my audience that night. I can’t just go around fucking audiences like that, it’s bad manners. I’ll save the audience fucking until I’m famous. Just know however you interpret that, it leads to disappointment. It could mean that I literally fuck/have sex with my audience or fuck’em/sell out. Like I said, disappointment…
This show took place a couple days before Christmas in Morgantown, WV. The girls did their best to invite people over and said that a bunch of people “RSVP’d on Facebook” but none showed. So either their friends are all assholes or they just wanted me for themselves. Either way it sucks because nobody came… get it? Oh, me (sighs)…
So now you know how I spent my holidays. In Morgantown, West Virginia just on the outskirts of vagina.
Thanks for reading, if you made it this far I really appreciate it! If you like what I’m doing you should pass it along, send the link to a friend etcetera, etcetera. Oh and if you anybody that likes to edit video and stuff for free 
I NEED HELP! In more ways than one. So far my team is just me, random friends that show up on the road to hold the camera (Shannon, Courtney, thank you) and Chris who set up this site and sometimes checks to see if its still up but that’s it so if you or anyone you know wants a side project… c’mon help the Homeless huh?
January 12th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
You are such a fucking liar. The only question is how many TIMES did you bang those lonely redneck cat-lady bithces. Did you tae them to TGIF’s and get them sauced on a few ultimate mudslide and then pound their desperate pooters. Happy dew year.
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:47 am
good stuff dude. I was lol or LMAO while reading or watching you blog. Looking forward to reading more, keep up the good work.
January 31st, 2008 at 6:27 pm
How very Chris McCandless of you. Let’s face it, Brian, this scheme is so 10 years ago.
Peace out,
Photo woman from Sundance (who’s erratically trying to spruce up her karma).
February 11th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
the difference between Chris McCandless and me is the Chris McCandless was hilarious!!