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everything is funnier in a speedo!
Hey hobo lovers! Sorry it’s been a little while since I’ve put anything up. This is the longest I’ve gone without at least an attempt at funny. I’m not giving up or anything I just haven’t had any time to edit or write anything new, I’ve been to busy trying to find an industry tit to nurse off of. I am at the Sundance Film Festival right now and fuck the movies, I came here to see all of the animal rights activists protest the celebrity wardrobes. I’ve never seen more fur being worn on people since… well I’ve never really seen people wearing fur except on TV. I came out of AZ most recently and even in the coldest times it doesn’t require you to shelter your skin with the skin of another animal like in Star Wars when Luke slices open the belly of the Tan-Tan to stay warm in the snow. Killing an animal for your own warmth may only be justifiable when your are fighting an intergalacitc war.
Anyway, I’m not an animal rights activist I just think it makes people look ridiculous unless you are in Russia then those furry hats and shit are mandatory. Who knows I may one day aquire something made of fur myself and realize how luxurious it is and start skinning animals just to make me warm at night. If I’m homeless in Utah much longer that day may come sooner… I may just have to find a big fat cat and call it Tan-Tan, food and shelter… I wonder if my friends from Vermont made a deer pelt… hmmmmm
Here’s a place that isn’t cold… I was in Florida on my way to Sundance in early January and did a show on the pier right after a nice dip in the Atlantic. I have my own footage too but my friend Kim was kind enough to edit a little something together because I won’t probably show January footage until March… not lazy just busy! I’m working with some folks to get a documentary together for the Homeless Comic for Sundance ‘10! In the meantime enjoy my sexy antics in Florida. Thanks Kim!
if you want my body and you think I’m sexy you must be out of your fucking mind… ok maybe it’s just me. Everything seems funnier in a speedo. Don’t you think?
January 24th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Goddamn I’m funny!
January 27th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I think you should insulate the inside of your car with fur. Squirles are ugly creatures, no one would have a problem of you stringing a few of their pelts together for warmth. Then their fluffy tails could tickle your nose at night as they hang from the ceiling.
Have fun at your little film festival man. We miss you here in Tucson.
January 27th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
So… Your video goes on a couple minutes past where the actual video ends. I don’t know whether to agree with you or not about the animal rights issue. I am not an activist either, but I am vegan and I don’t believe in unnecessary death and torture. I SUPPOSE if it was a matter of survival, thats how we ended up in this humanity we are in now. so you can either die off because you’re not designed for such temperature or you can kill and climb the latter again. Choice and ethics my friend.