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HEY TUCSON!
I WILL BE THE LAST COMIC STANDING AT THIS SHOW… WHICH MEANS THAT I AM THE LAST COMIC TO PERFORM, WHICH MEANS I’LL BE CLOSING THE SHOW, WHICH IS ANOTHER WAY TO SAY I’M HEADLINING, WHICH I’M NOT TOTALLY COMFORTABLE SAYING, WHICH DOESN’T REALLY MATTER BECAUSE ALL YOU REALLY NEED THESE DAYS IS A SONG PARODY AND A GIMMICK TO MAKE IT, WHICH I TOTALLY HAVE NOW, WHICH IS TOTALLY SARCASTIC, WHICH IS TO SAY IF YOU ARE IN TUCSON ON APRIL FOOL’S DAY COME TO THE SHOW, WHICH WILL BE REALLY AWESOME UNLIKE THIS EMAIL WHICH IS TOTALLY RIDICULOUS.
NOW I CAN’T SAY WHICH WITHOUT LAUGHING WHICH DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE, WHICH, IRONICALLY NEITHER DOES THE WORD WHICH…
