HOME(LESS)
the best damn page in the universe
and it’s not mine… well, sometimes you come across stuff that you just have to share and since I have been MIA for quite some time I might as well break the silence with something funny since I sure ain’t bringin it as of late… so here is the link
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule
this sarcastic bastard is completely funny and could babysit any kids I’ve conceived, anytime! Providing that they can be located and you can prove that they are mine…
FYI the Homeless Comic Experiment is not over! I have been doing comedy push ups and sit ups and sometimes just flexing my biceps and while gripping my penis and thats not really funny until you realize that I’ve been doing it at my moms house… Look, I had no choice!
Phase 2 is underway. I realize more and more how brutal this comedy business is and that only fuels my fire to do things my way. At this point I don’t really care if I make it as a true “professional” comic. The purpose in my life is to build my lifestyle around my desire to do stand up. Where the survival money comes from somewhere else and my love of this art drives me to live creatively, maybe I’ll just be a vagabond forever… or maybe it’s just a gimmick. Either way I’m happy and the 2nd part of my project comes to fruition where help and awareness is raised about the plight of the homeless. Or maybe I just exploit that social ill for my own sick ego driven need for attention and gratification.
But just so ya know I’m still doin shows 
This lifestyle choice, however, does not come without its conflicts both internal and external. I have a friend that is the Comedy Jesus but who will save my soul?
You’re right maybe there is no help for me… STAY TUNED>>>>>>>>>>>>
THE HOMELESS COMIC RIDES AGAIN STARTING IN JUNE…
