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I lost my camera…
I met Chris Rock at Sundance but now no one will believe me all i have are facebook pictures from other people. Now what? I know, right! No more low quality stupid videos for youtube to post here for your enjoyment.
Oh but a beautiful friend of mine did get a picture of me and Patton Oswalt…
That was pretty sweet!
Patton was in a movie at Sundance called Big Fan. I wasn’t really a big fan per se but Patton did say he jerked off in my blanket during the Q&A. I know that doesn’t really make sense, I guess you would’ve had to been there. It makes sense to me and Scarlett so that’s all that really counts.
Just a heads up for a little while I may be posting without pictures or with very crappy pictures taken from from very crappy phone. I may just steal facebook pics from friends pages like this one and brag about how much fun I had at Sundance too, we’ll see… OH and don’t expect any videos any time soon. (That is unless Taylor gets is ass in gear and sends some footage our way)
As of right now I am camping at the beach in Carpinteria, CA near Santa Barbara if you want to come cook canned soup IN the actual can let me know, it has been my specialty lately. I have an amazing story from this campsite too but I will save it for next time…
