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Noc Noc NOT Knock Knock
Noc Noc! Who’s there? Transvestites, vampires, and 80’s night. Transvestites, vampires, and 80’s night who? Well this isn’t a joke, last week my friends and I went to the Noc Noc downtown Seattle for a phenomenal 80’s night and well…
My friend, we’ll call him Toe Jam, had been drinkin since 5 o’clock that day. Needless to say he was well intoxicated when we met him at the club at 11. The Noc Noc is a great Seattle night club that caters to the cities gothic community. This becomes apparent when you see the life size gargoyle statue with glowing red eyes hanging above the bar. If you don’t get it already the Noc is short for Nocturnal… needless to say that the people that make up the atmosphere here are a wide variety of creatures of the night. I will leave it to your imagination as to what kinds of people that might be, but just know what ever you are imagining, it probably already exists there. Think Fast Times at Ridgemont High meets The Lost Boys peppered with a little Less Than Zero. 80’s movies anyone?
Anyway, my friend goes to take a piss and at the sink complains to the “guy” next to him that he has a headache. Well of course this nice “gentleman” hearing his plight offered him something to take the edge off that apparently that looked like aspirin.
Toe Jam: What is this?
“guy”: take it, it will make your headache go away.
(Toe Jam takes the little pill)
“guy”: it’s ecstasy…
Now granted I wasn’t present for the conversation, I am just recounting it for you coming from my friend after he came out of the bathroom saying “Hey I think I just took ecstacy.” The same friend that a half hour later was found in the booth saying “Feel this table. Doesn’t this table feel amazing?” I was entertained for the rest of the night!
When is the last time you had a friend grab your hat and start licking it because it feels like bunny’s? Jealous…?
