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The Manifest-oh!

So I’ve been thinkin… I know, right? Most of this thinking has been done on my aunt’s couch in Seattle where I ended up dead broke and carless. This is how real homelessness starts! If my family wasn’t so tolerant I would be completely F-U-C-K-E-D-E-D! Good thing I come from a long line of alcoholic […]

gotten but not forgone

Have you ever tried to establish a comedy career? Yeah me either, which is probably why I’m all over the freakin map. I am in Seattle nowadays and looks like I’ll be here for a little while. NOT a bad thing actually the comedy scene up here is pretty hip. I’ll get some more stage […]

the best damn page in the universe

and it’s not mine… well, sometimes you come across stuff that you just have to share and since I have been MIA for quite some time I might as well break the silence with something funny since I sure ain’t bringin it as of late… so here is the link

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule
this sarcastic bastard is completely funny […]

Still with me?

I hope so… if anything I hope my absence is building the kind of suspense that keeps you up at night and forces you to wonder if Restless Leg Syndrome is really a disorder. According to Squirming Susan it is. Squirming Susan is a message board operator at RLS.org and I know this is completely […]

Hiatus…

hiatus |hīˈātəs|
noun ( pl. -tuses ) [usu. in sing. ]
a pause or gap in a sequence, series, or process : “there was a brief hiatus in the war with France.” -OR- The Homeless Comic takes a hiatus from the road and moves into “the shelter” also known as his moms one bedroom apartment where he […]